Certified Chaos Tote Bag

$30.00
Looking for something new to carry your essentials and your vibe?
The Certified Chaos Tote Bag is built for music lovers, bingo night regulars, and anyone always on the move in San Diego and beyond 🎶🔥
Spacious, durable, and easy to grab on your way out the door, this tote is perfect for everything from Music Bingo nights and bar games to beach days, errands, and everyday chaos. Featuring Boomi’s signature energy, it’s the kind of bag that shows up ready—just like you.
Use it for:


Your bingo cards, markers, and lucky charm 👀


Snacks, drinks, and “just in case” items 🍻


Work, school, or a quick run to your next hangout


Lightweight but sturdy, this tote keeps up whether you’re meeting your crew, heading to a first date, or pulling up to your favorite spot like you already know the vibe.
Because the night doesn’t start when you get there…
it starts with what you bring with you.
Not your Grandma’s Bingo!

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Looking for something new to carry your essentials and your vibe?
The Certified Chaos Tote Bag is built for music lovers, bingo night regulars, and anyone always on the move in San Diego and beyond 🎶🔥
Spacious, durable, and easy to grab on your way out the door, this tote is perfect for everything from Music Bingo nights and bar games to beach days, errands, and everyday chaos. Featuring Boomi’s signature energy, it’s the kind of bag that shows up ready—just like you.
Use it for:


Your bingo cards, markers, and lucky charm 👀


Snacks, drinks, and “just in case” items 🍻


Work, school, or a quick run to your next hangout


Lightweight but sturdy, this tote keeps up whether you’re meeting your crew, heading to a first date, or pulling up to your favorite spot like you already know the vibe.
Because the night doesn’t start when you get there…
it starts with what you bring with you.
Not your Grandma’s Bingo!

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!